valentine’s day is going awesome so far.

1. i barely even got a goodbye this morning from the man i love.

2. i smashed the side of my dad’s new car against a giant cement beam in a parking garage.

3. my underwear is on sideways.

4. my period is five days late.

5. i’m spending my afternoon at the hospital with my brother who is shooting handfuls of snot out of his breathing tube.

6. i’m single and dead inside.