March 2012
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
February 2012
0 posts
intolerableintelligence asked: Favorite human being on earth & why? (:
intolerableintelligence asked: What's your opinion on Nicki Minaj?!
i’m sick of being pregnant, i’m sick of having a cold, i’m sick of feeling overwhelmingly nauseated all day, i’m sick of you not being grown up enough to apologize and make things better yet still have the balls to call me immature and psychotic, i’m sick of being stressed out every second of everyday from being under so much pressure, i’m sick of not having a...
ANTHONY
GRASSO,
YOU
DRIVE
ME
CRAZIER
THAN
ANYBODY
ELSE
I’VE
EVER
KNOWN.
I WANT
TO KISS
YOU AND
PUNCH YOU
IN THE
FACE AT
THE SAME
TIME.
WHY
ARE
YOU
SO
TERRIBLE
AND
LOVABLE.
whatahipsterr asked: you have the most beautiful eyes i've ever seeeeen. x
Anonymous asked: You're a wonderful person. :)
am i the only one who randomly realizes, “wow, i am the result of two people fucking”?
a-fried-man asked: What are you proud of?
valentine’s day is going awesome so far.
1. i barely even got a goodbye this morning from the man i love.
2. i smashed the side of my dad’s new car against a giant cement beam in a parking garage.
3. my underwear is on sideways.
4. my period is five days late.
5. i’m spending my afternoon at the hospital with my brother who is shooting handfuls of snot out of his breathing...
plans for valentine’s day:
punch a hole in the wall
punch happy couples in the face
excessive napping
excessive vodka consumption
self-pity
scrabble
i don’t understand why nobody loves me.
what is wrong with you people?
i’m losing my voice and i sound like a 12 year old prostitute.
you know what? i don’t give a fuck that you’re an asshole now. all anybody has done so far is shown me that i’m better than this, and i’m not going to be some desperate piece of shit lovesick moron that can’t let go of a loser like you. i really am better than this. you can blame whatever you want on me, i don’t care anymore. i did everything i could and it...
Anonymous asked: im scared my boyfriends going to fuck me over just like the rest of them did.
