i had to cross out my nipple but yeah, they crawled inside and got comfortable while i was leaning forward to paint my nails.

i had to cross out my nipple but yeah, they crawled inside and got comfortable while i was leaning forward to paint my nails.

oh good, netflix is already fucking up

Anonymous asked
I live on long island as well! It sucks it my opinion ha.

the island itself isn’t bad, i mean, it’s a nice place to live and our road systems are a thousand times simpler and easier to drive on than the highways in other states and we have beach in every direction and vineyards and billy joel, but the people who live here are another story. i wish i could murder all of them and get a new shipment of better human beings. 

Anonymous asked
youve got to know you have my heart.

prove it, bitch.

do i want to start watching it when i wake up or do i want to stay up until 3 am when they post it and lay there half dead watching it until the next afternoon

WHAT IF NETFLIX IS DOWN

YAY ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS TOMORROW I’M SO HAPPY

Anonymous asked
You're the only person that can make me feel better right now.

why, what’s the matter?

my mind control isn’t working

premenstrual and craving chocolate and violence

Anonymous asked
Do you have a gluten free diet or are you gluten sensitive?

i’m not sure yet. i got blood tests done that made them want to test me for celiacs so i got an endoscopy a couple of weeks ago and i have an appointment on wednesday to get the results of it. i’ve been eating mostly gluten free stuff lately. i eat a lot of pasta so that was a pretty simple fix. 

are you fucking kidding me that hanson just came out with their own beer called MMMHOPS

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS OF MY LIFE

Anonymous asked
Ayeee

yup